How do you write the sentence I wish so rude to my in reported speech?

You can't directly report the sentence "I wish so rude" because it's grammatically incorrect and doesn't make sense. It seems like you're trying to express the sentiment of wishing you could be rude.

To write this in reported speech, you'll need to rephrase the original thought into a grammatically correct sentence. Here are a few ways to do that:

Option 1: Focus on the desire to be rude

* "I wished I could be rude."

* "I wished I could say something rude."

Option 2: Focus on the situation prompting the rude thought

* "I wished I could tell him off." (Replace "him" with the actual person you're referring to)

* "I wished I could have given her a piece of my mind." (Replace "her" with the actual person you're referring to)

Option 3: Focus on the person's behavior prompting the rude thought

* "I wished I could tell him how rude he was being."

* "I wished I could tell her that her behavior was unacceptable."

Remember to choose the option that best reflects the specific situation and your intended meaning.