Funny Phrases for School:
General Fun:
* "I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing."
* "My brain is like a computer, but it's running Windows 95."
* "I'm not sure what's more exhausting, school or trying to stay awake in class."
* "Is it just me, or does everyone else think this homework is the definition of 'insanity'?"
* "My favorite subject is recess. What's yours?"
For When You're Stuck:
* "I'm just going to stare at this blank page until it magically fills itself with answers."
* "My brain is currently on vacation in the Bahamas."
* "Can someone explain this to me like I'm a five-year-old who just learned to talk?"
* "Is it possible to get extra credit for just showing up?"
For When You're Feeling Extra:
* "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just practicing my time management skills."
* "I'm so smart, I can even spell 'smart' backwards."
* "My teacher said I'm a natural at sleeping, but I think I'm more of a pro."
* "My grades may be low, but my sarcasm is high."
For When You're Being Sarcastic:
* "I love homework, it's like a warm hug from a friend."
* "I'm so excited to study for this test, I can practically smell the A+."
* "This class is so interesting, I can't wait to take notes for the next 50 years."
Remember:
* Context is key: Consider your audience and the situation before using any phrase.
* Be yourself: Don't try to be someone you're not, just have fun with it.
* Keep it clean: Avoid using offensive language or anything that could get you in trouble.
Bonus:
* Make your own! Use your creativity and sense of humor to come up with funny phrases that are unique to you.
Have fun, and enjoy the laughs!