What do you call a crooked penny?

There's no official term for a crooked penny, but here are a few options that capture the idea:

Humorous:

* Bent Copper

* Wobbly Washington

* Askew Abe

* The Copper Crinkle

Descriptive:

* Warped Penny

* Distorted Penny

* Deformed Penny

Informal:

* Bent Penny

* Crooked Penny

Ultimately, the best term depends on the context and your own sense of humor!