Catchy adverb clause phrase that has to do with commas?

Here are some catchy adverb clause phrases that have to do with commas, playing on their function and potential for confusion:

Humorous:

* As sure as a comma's place is a mystery, ...

* Like a comma in a crowded sentence, ... (implies being lost or easily missed)

* Where the comma reigns supreme, ... (plays on the comma's role in grammar)

Serious:

* Because a comma can make all the difference, ...

* Since commas guide the reader's eye, ...

* While commas may seem simple, ...

Creative:

* As if a comma were a whisper in the flow of words, ...

* Like a punctuation mark's silent dance, ...

You can choose the phrase that best suits the tone and context of your writing.