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What is a funny way to end speech?

Here are some funny ways to end a speech, keeping in mind the tone and context of your speech:

Self-deprecating:

* "And that's all I have to say. Unless anyone has any questions, but please be gentle, I'm still learning."

* "So, in conclusion, I'm basically a genius. But don't tell my mom, she's already worried about my future."

* "Thank you all for listening. I'm going to go eat now, because I'm pretty sure I just burned 100 calories talking."

Unexpected:

* "Thank you for your time. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a real expert on this topic."

* "And that's all I have for you today. But I'm happy to answer any questions, especially the ones about why my tie is crooked."

* "So, that's my two cents. Actually, make that three cents, I found a lucky penny on the way here."

Playful:

* "I'm not sure if you learned anything today, but at least you didn't have to listen to me talk for another hour."

* "I know you're all thinking, 'Finally, this is over!' And you know what? I'm thinking the same thing."

* "Well, I hope you enjoyed my speech. I certainly enjoyed writing it, even if it was just to procrastinate on my real work."

Remember to tailor the ending to your audience and the overall tone of your speech. A funny ending can be a great way to leave a lasting impression!

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