Funny Speech Starters with Character:
For the Observant:
* "Good evening everyone, and welcome to the most stylish event in town. Except for you in the back, wearing that... thing." (pause for laughter)
* "You know, I was thinking about all the amazing things we could do tonight. Then I realized, I'm the one giving this speech, so forget it. We're just gonna wing it."
* "Before I start, let me just say this: I'm not sure what's more chaotic, the world right now, or the way I organized my notes." (hold up crumpled paper)
For the Self-Deprecating:
* "I was told I could use this microphone. I hope I can, because I'm not good at anything else."
* "I'm a little nervous, but I'm sure I'll be fine. Just... try not to look too disappointed if I forget what I'm saying."
* "I'm not sure if you know this, but I'm not actually an expert in [topic of speech]. Just so you know, I'm faking it."
For the Bold:
* "Alright, settle down, everyone. I know we're all excited to be here, but let's try to maintain a semblance of decorum. For my sake, at least."
* "I'm here to tell you a story. But first, let me ask you a question: have you ever felt like you're the only one who's not totally lost in life?" (pause for effect)
* "So, they told me to be brief. They said, 'Just hit the highlights.' But I like to go deep, so... buckle up, buttercup. This is gonna be a wild ride."
Tips for Adding Character:
* Use humor that matches your personality: Don't force yourself to be funny in a way that feels unnatural.
* Embrace the awkward: A little self-deprecation can go a long way.
* Be confident: Even if you're nervous, projecting confidence will make your opening more impactful.
* Keep it short and sweet: The best speech starters grab attention quickly and leave the audience wanting more.
Remember, the most important thing is to be authentic and let your personality shine through!