General:
* I'm feeling a bit *acute* today!
* I'm *parallel* to your thoughts.
* I'm *perpendicular* to your request.
* I'm *obtuse* to your jokes.
* I'm *spherical* of what you mean.
* I'm feeling *fractal* about this.
Specific:
* *Don't be a square*!
* I can't *triangle* with that.
* My new bike has *tangent* wheels!
* I'm *circumcised* by this situation.
* The *radius* of my problem is too big.
* I'm feeling *hyperbolic* about this.
* I'm *cosine* I'm going to make it.
Food puns:
* This cake is *pi* - erfect!
* I'm feeling *polygonal* about pizza.
* This soup is *spherical* to me!
Bonus:
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A *pouche*
* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground* beef
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? *Fsh*
Let me know if you'd like more puns!