Word Play Puns:
Food & Drink:
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
* I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, I wasn't good with numbers.
* I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
* I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
* I'm reading a book about puns. I couldn't put it down!
General:
* I'm feeling a bit under the weather. It's raining cats and dogs, and I think I'm getting a cold.
* I'm not sure what to do with my life. I'm at a cross roads.
* I'm not a morning person. I'm more of a night owl.
* I'm not a fan of heights. I prefer the ground.
* I'm not a hoarder. I just have a lot of stuff.
Funny & Silly:
* I got lost in the woods yesterday. It was the most challenging forest I've ever been in.
* I'm not sure what's wrong with my car. It keeps telling me to "check engine."
* I'm not sure if I should get a new haircut. My current one is so boring it's almost exciting.
* I'm trying to find a job where I don't have to think. I'm hoping to become a professional daydreamer.
* I'm trying to cut back on my caffeine intake, but it's a tough habit to break.
Oxymorons:
* Living Dead
* Pretty Ugly
* Military Intelligence
* Clearly Confused
* Deafening Silence
* Open Secret
* Same Difference
* Original Copy
* Awfully Good
* Bitter Sweet
Bonus:
* Jumbo Shrimp (This is a classic oxymoron that plays on the misconception that shrimp are small)
These are just a few examples, and the possibilities for puns and oxymorons are endless!