"Es chino para mí."
This literally translates to "It's Chinese to me," and conveys the same sense of incomprehension and confusion.
Here are some other options, depending on the specific context:
* "No entiendo nada." - "I don't understand anything." (More direct and general)
* "Me suena a chino." - "It sounds like Chinese to me." (More idiomatic and humorous)
* "Para mí es un misterio." - "It's a mystery to me." (More formal and mysterious)
Ultimately, the best translation will depend on the specific situation and the level of formality you want to convey.