How do you say Table Two?

"Table Two" is already the most common and clear way to say it. However, depending on the context, you could also say:

* "The second table" if there's a possibility of confusion with other numbered tables.

* "The table by the window" or "The table near the bar" if you're referencing a specific location.

* "Our table" if you're already seated at the table.

It really depends on the situation and what information you want to convey!